Laloo Jokes / Recent Jokes

Gates: Namaskar! you must have heard of Windows.
Laloo: Oh yes! most govt. offices we have the single window clearance concept. Gates: At home have u installed Windows?
Laloo: I have removed all windows due to increased burgalaries in our house. Gates(Confused): Then what is the system you operate on?
Laloo: OPERATION? Yes, I had a Hernia operation last month. Gates(Sweating): Hope the internet is being used a lot in India.
Laloo: Oh Yes! Due to increased mosquito problems many people are sleeping under the net. Gates: By the year 2010 India should export computer chips.
Laloo: We are already exporting Uncle Chips. Gates(Feeling very Uneasy): do you regularly use LapTops?
Laloo: My grand-child sleeps on the top of my lap. Gates(Heavily Sweating): The Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh knows a lot about RAM and ROM.
Laloo: RUM? Prohibition is being lifted and it will be shortly available in A. P.. Gates(Feeling Dizzy): I would like to take your leave more...

While on a personal visit to Las Vegas, Laloo wanted to talk to his wife, but was afraid to disturb her. So he picked up the phone and asked the long-distance telephone operator,' Could you please tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Vegas.'
Operator:' Just a minute, sir. ..' Laloo:' Thank you,' and put the phone down.

Laloo and his wife Rabri were angry with each other and were not talking to each other.
Laloo left a note on Rabri's bedside table, that said: "Dear Wife! Awake me at 5 am tomorrow."
Next morning, Laloo awoke at 8 am and saw a note on his bedside table: "Dear Husband It's 5 O' Clock, get up.

At a bar in New York the man to the Laloos left tells the bartender, "Johnnie Walker, Single" and the mans companion says, "Jack Daniels, Single".
The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, And you sir."
Laloo replies " Laloo Yadav, married"

Laloo Is Standing Amongst His Cattle And Resting His Elbows On The Back Of The Cattle He Poses For The Photo. Next Day The
Photo Appears On The Front Page Of A Newspaper And The Caption Reads "Laloo, Third From Left!"

Laloo Prasad Yadav Called Up The Telephone Exchange In Patna. Laloo "Madam I Would Like To Know The Time Difference Between
Patna And Pensilvania?" Operator " One Minute Sir" Laloo "Thank You" And He Hangs Up

After Death, Laloo Yadav, L. K. Advani& Vajpeyi Ji Went To Hell. After Some Years Of Hardwork At Hell, They Remembered Their Families. They Requested Yamraj To Let Them Make A Call.
The Nearest P. C. O. Booth Was 10 Miles Away, So After Walking For 3 Days, They Reached It.
First Mr. Vajpeyi Made A Call For 2 Minutes. Bill--Rs. 1000.
Next Mr. Advani Made A Call For 10 Minutes. Bill--Rs. 5000.
Then Laloo Ji Went In And Made A Call To Bihar For 2 Hours. Bill--Rs. 20.
The Other Two Went And Reported This To Yamraj, To Which He Replied,"What Can I Do If There Is A Local Connection Between Hell & Bihar?!"