Bihar Jokes

A political meet was going on & Atal Bihari, Nawaz Sharief,& Lalu were there.
Nawaz- Kashmair should be given to Pakistan & not to India
Atal- You don't have any right on Kashmir
Lalu whispered to Nawaz something and he changed his opinion.
Atal asked Lalu what did you say that he refused to take Kashmir.
Lalu: I said take Kashmir and get Bihar free.

During an International conference, three scientists, an American, a German, and an Indian, were
talking and bragging about the technological advances their respective countries have achieved
in the field of medicine.
The American said "In Washington, there was a baby boy born without arms so we attached
artificial arms on him. And now that he's grown up and became an Olympic professional boxer and
a gold medalist! "
The German replied, "That's nothing to what we have achieved. Back in Berlin, there was a baby
girl born without legs so weattached a pair of artificial legs on her. Now she is a three-time
Olympics arathon gold medalist! "
The Indian interjected " Is that all you have achieved, just gold medalists? In Patna, Bihar
we had a baby boy born without a HEAD! We attached a COCONUT and called him Laloo and he has
grown up and now he is the Chief Minister of Bihar! "

A political meet was going on & Atal Bihari, Nawaz sharief & Lalu were there.

Nawaz- Kashmair should be given to Pakistan & not to India.

Atal- you don't have any right on Kashmir.

Lalu whispered to Nawaz something and he changed his opinion.

Atal asked Lalu what did you say that he refused to take Kashmir.

Lalu: I said take Kashmir and get Bihar free.

Did you hear about the latest tragedy in Bihar?
There was a terrible power failure in a large shopping mall, people were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours!

Here are a few things that could happen:
Mohini Devi, a housewife from Bihar sues PM for 1 Crore Rupees for sexually molesting her. She alleges that during his election campaign in Punjab he made overtures and advances of indecent nature - he kept saying "Hame karna hai!" Reports say she is open to an out of the court settlement.
J H Patel says India should reduce the number of visas issued to' aliens'. Demands cut in the number of American engineers being admitted into the country says the whites ('Caucasian-Indians') are' stealing' away the local jobs.
Sports: Bombay' Bombers' beat Madras' Sambars' 3 - 0 in a 5 game cricket tournament. Sachin Tendulkar says he wont be playing for Bombers from next season, as the Bihar' Lalloos' have offered him 50 lakh more to play for them.
Tonight on Zee TV: Kabaddi world series live! over 4 countries from around the world participating in his fast-becoming popular sport. Last time - runner ups Germany looking to beat more...