Kashmir Jokes

Saddam Hussain approached God and asked him "When will peace return to my country ?" God answered
"You can never see peace in your country during your life time"Saddam wept bitterly and walked away.
Nawaz Sharif approached God
"When can I see a united Pakistan (with Kashmir) ?"God said
"You can never annex Kashmir during your life time"Sharif wept bitterly and walked away.
Next our Laloo Prasad Yadav approached God "When will Bihar become a civilized state ?"
God wept bitterly and said
"I can never see that happening even during MY life time"

A political meet was going on & Atal Bihari, Nawaz Sharief,& Lalu were there.
Nawaz- Kashmair should be given to Pakistan & not to India
Atal- You don't have any right on Kashmir
Lalu whispered to Nawaz something and he changed his opinion.
Atal asked Lalu what did you say that he refused to take Kashmir.
Lalu: I said take Kashmir and get Bihar free.

A political meet was going on & Atal Bihari, Nawaz sharief & Lalu were there.

Nawaz- Kashmair should be given to Pakistan & not to India.

Atal- you don't have any right on Kashmir.

Lalu whispered to Nawaz something and he changed his opinion.

Atal asked Lalu what did you say that he refused to take Kashmir.

Lalu: I said take Kashmir and get Bihar free.

Wife-Our Servant Has Stolen T He Silver Spoon.
Husband-Which One?
Wife-The One Which We Stole Frome A Hotel At Kashmir.

After Just A Minute Summit Of Laloo And Musharaff Without Any Aides, Both Came Out To Address The Press Conference. Musharaff Said," Laloo Will Address You. All I Want To Say Is'Pakistan Withdraws All Its Claims Of Kashmir From India". Reporters Grilled Laloo As To How This Marathan Feat Could Be Possible In Just A Minute Which The Great Leaders In The Past Could Not Do. Laloo Said. ."I Just Passed On The Free Gift Scheme To Musharaff Which He Denied. You Know, If You Take A Fridge, Tape Recorder Is Free Like That... Pakistan Can Take Kashmir From India...... But Bihar Is To Be Accepted Free With That."......