Nawaz Jokes

A political meet was going on & Atal Bihari, Nawaz Sharief,& Lalu were there.
Nawaz- Kashmair should be given to Pakistan & not to India
Atal- You don't have any right on Kashmir
Lalu whispered to Nawaz something and he changed his opinion.
Atal asked Lalu what did you say that he refused to take Kashmir.
Lalu: I said take Kashmir and get Bihar free.

A political meet was going on & Atal Bihari, Nawaz sharief & Lalu were there.

Nawaz- Kashmair should be given to Pakistan & not to India.

Atal- you don't have any right on Kashmir.

Lalu whispered to Nawaz something and he changed his opinion.

Atal asked Lalu what did you say that he refused to take Kashmir.

Lalu: I said take Kashmir and get Bihar free.

Nawaz Sherrif comes to Delhi for a meeting with Vajpayee. After dinner, Vajpayee says to Nawaz Sherrif: "Well Nawaz, I don't know what you think of the members of your Cabinet, but mine are all bright and brilliant." "How do you know?" asks Nawaz Sherrif
"Oh well, it's simple", says Atal. " They all have to take special tests before they can be a minister. Wait a second".
He calls Advani over and says to him
"Tell me Advaniji, who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your
sister?" "Ah, that's simple", says Advani, "it is me!"
"Well done Advani", says Vajpayee and Nawaz Sherrif is very impressed.
He returns to Islamabad and wonders about the intelligence of the members of his Cabinet. He calls in his favourite
member of cabinet and asks: "Tell me, who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is more...