Brilliant Jokes

Brilliant's Observation On Modern Art: Not all our artists are playing a joke on the public. Some are genuinely mad.

Josh was never the most gifted child, but for this he couldn't really be blamed. His mother, Maria, was no better than him. However, the singular talent that he possessed was an odd one: He could memorize everything he ate. His mother didn't see this as satisfactory, but she decided to put his talent to good use; how you ask? Simply by writing, "Brilliant! Be brilliant!" on his lunch bag!

Nawaz Sherrif comes to Delhi for a meeting with Vajpayee. After dinner, Vajpayee says to Nawaz Sherrif: "Well Nawaz, I don't know what you think of the members of your Cabinet, but mine are all bright and brilliant." "How do you know?" asks Nawaz Sherrif
"Oh well, it's simple", says Atal. " They all have to take special tests before they can be a minister. Wait a second".
He calls Advani over and says to him
"Tell me Advaniji, who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your
sister?" "Ah, that's simple", says Advani, "it is me!"
"Well done Advani", says Vajpayee and Nawaz Sherrif is very impressed.
He returns to Islamabad and wonders about the intelligence of the members of his Cabinet. He calls in his favourite
member of cabinet and asks: "Tell me, who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is more...

All The Children[Singh] And Sidhu Were Fighting That Who Was Brilliant In Maths. So They All Went To The Judge They Sat
Between 1000 People One Side Childrens Supporters And The Other Side Sidhus Supporters The Judge Asked Sidhu=What Is 5+7
Sidhu: 11 Judge: Wrong Sidhus Supporters: Give Him One More Chance Judge: Ok, 4+3 Sidhu=7 Sidhus Supporters: Give Him One More
Chance

Lawyer's mother: "My son is a brilliant lawyer. He can look at a contract and instantly tell you whether it's verbal or written."

"For certain people, after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex." -Gore Vidal

"A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, any more than a good undertaker wants to finish the job and then have the patient sit up on the table." -Jean Kerr

"There was a young lawyer who showed up at a revival meeting and was asked to deliver a prayer. Unprepared, he gave a prayer from a lawyer's heart:' Stir up much strife amongst thy people, Lord, lest thy servant perish.'" -Senator Sam Ervin

"A judge is a law student who marks his own test papers." -H. L. Mencken

Despite his best efforts, the lawyer's client was convicted of murder and sentenced to die in the electric chair. On the eve of his execution, the convict called his attorney for more...