Sharif Jokes

Saddam Hussain approached God and asked him "When will peace return to my country ?" God answered
"You can never see peace in your country during your life time"Saddam wept bitterly and walked away.
Nawaz Sharif approached God
"When can I see a united Pakistan (with Kashmir) ?"God said
"You can never annex Kashmir during your life time"Sharif wept bitterly and walked away.
Next our Laloo Prasad Yadav approached God "When will Bihar become a civilized state ?"
God wept bitterly and said
"I can never see that happening even during MY life time"