Laloo Jokes / Recent Jokes

Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, "Wait Please." To which Laloo replied, "65 kgs," and moved on.

Once laloo was coming out of airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told laloo "wait sir"
For which laloo replied "65kgs" and moved on...

Once laloo wanted to know the time difference between bihar and las vegas. So he called up the tourist department and asked them "ji could you tell me the time difference between patna and las begas...".

The man at the other end replies "one second sir..."
And laloo immediately replies "thank you" and puts the phone down.

At a bar in new york, the man to laloo's left tells the bartender, "johnnie walker, single." & the man's companion says, "jack daniels, single."
... the bartender approaches laloo and asks, "and you, sir?"
Laloo replies: "laloo yadav, married."

After having become the chief minister of bihar, laloo decides to pose for a picture. To show he is down to earth chief minister he decides to pose along with a herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo.

Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper.
Guess the caption "laloo, third from left"

Laloo prasad yadav was hosting a japanese delegation for business development to bihar.
The japanese embssary was quite impressed with bihar and he stated, "bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like japan."
Laloo was very surprised. "you japanese are very ineficient," he stated "give me three days and i will turn japan into bihar"

Laloo is convicted in the fodder case and the courts decide that all his property belongs to the state. He is left with nothing and is going around looking for a job. Eureka Forbes (the vacuum cleaner company) gives him a job as a vacuum cleaner saleman. Laloo decides to do well on his first day itself. He goes to the first house in his territory.
He knocks, a lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, Laloo runs inside and dumps gobar (cow dung) all over the floor and the sofa.

He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning up that gobar right now, I'll eat every chunk of it."

She replies, "You want salt and pepper on that? We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet."