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Smarties
Crispy Crunch & Coffee Crisp
The size of our footballs fields and one less down.
Baseball is Canadian
Lacrosse is Canadian
Hockey is Canadian
Basketball is Canadian
Apple pie is Canadian
Mr. Dress-up vs. Mr. Rogers
Tim Horton's vs. Dunkin' Donuts
In the war of 1812, which was started by Americans, Canadians pushed the Americans WAY back... past the White House. Then we burned it... and most of Washington. All of this was done under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied... go figure!
Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.
We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
Our civil war was only a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who more...

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The first Secretary General of the UNO was Trygve Lie
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The sculptor of the statue of Liberty was Federick Auguste Bartholdi
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The port of Banku is situated in Azerbaijan
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John F.Kennedy was assassinated by Lee Harry Oswald
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The largest river in France is Loire
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The Queen of England who married her brother-in-law was
Catherine of Aragon
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The first negro to be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize was
Ralph Johnson Bunche
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The first British University to admit women for degree courses was London University
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The principal export of Jamaica is sugar
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New York is popularly known as the City of Skyscrapers
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Madagascar is popularly known as the Island of Cloves
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The country known as the Land of White Elephant is Thailand
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The country known as the Land of Morning Calm is Korea
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The country known as the Land of Thunderbolts is Bhutan
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The highest more...

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The largest bay in the world is Hudson Bay, Canada
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The largest church in the world is Bascilica of St.Peter, Vatican City, Rome
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The largest peninsula in the world is Arabia
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The largest gulf in the world is Gulf of Mexico
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The tallest statue in the world is the Motherland, Volgograd, Russia
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The largest railway tunnel in the world is the Oshimzu Tunnel, Japan
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The world's loneliest island is the Tristan da Cunha
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The word 'Quiz' was coined by Jim Daly, Irishman
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The original meaning of 'Quiz' was Trick
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The busiest shopping centre of London is Oxford Street
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The residence of the Queen in London is Buckingham Palace
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Adolf Hitler was born in Austria
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The country whose National Anthem has only music but no words is Bahrain
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The largest cinema in the world is the Fox Theatre, Detroit, USA
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The country where there are no cinema more...

Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First Recipients
Before an emergency joint session of Congress yesterday, President Clinton announced US plans to deploy over 75,000 vowels to the war-torn region of Bosnia. The deployment, the largest of its kind in American history, will provide the region with the critically needed letters A, E, I, O and U, and is hoped to render countless Bosnian names more pronounceable.
"For six years, we have stood by while names like Ygrjvslhv and Tzlynhr and Glrm have been horribly butchered by millions around the world," Clinton said. "Today, the United States must finally stand up and say 'Enough.' It is time the people of Bosnia finally had some vowels in their incomprehensible words. The US is proud to lead the crusade in this noble endeavour."
The deployment, dubbed Operation Vowel Movement by the State Department, is set for early next week, with the Adriatic port cities of Sjlbvdnzv and Grzny slated to be the first more...

1689 - Spanish-German explorer Santa Claus discovers the North Pole, and establishes a small base camp.

1691 - Because of harsh and meager living conditions, Claus' crew abandons him. 1692 - Claus is rescued by the Viking ship Hvorfor. He returns to Europe, bringing some items along with him from the North Pole. He finds he is able to sell them quite easily, making a small profit. 1703 - Claus saves up enough money to buy a small ship and crew, and returns to the North Pole. Upon arriving, he finds his base camp, half-buried but still intact. 1704 - Claus returns to Europe with a shipload of North Pole artifacts, and is successful in selling them. He makes enough profit to increase his crew, and buys building materials to expand his polar base.

1705 - Claus returns again to the North Pole, and builds quarters for him and his crew, and sets up the Polar Exports Company.

1716 - After six shiploads of exports, the European market is flooded with polar more...

Women:
Car Parking:
The smallest kerbside space successfully reversed into by a woman, was one of 19.36m equivalent to three standard parking spaces, by Mrs. Caroline Wizz (GB) driving an unmodified Vauxhall Nova Swing on 12th October 1993. She started the manoeuvre at 11:15am in Ropergate, Pontefract and successfully parked within three feet of the pavement, 8 hours 14mins later. There was slight damage to the bumpers and wings of her own and the two adjoining cars, as well as shop frontage and two lampposts.
Incorrect Driving:
The longest journey completed with the handbrake on, was one of 313 miles from Stranraer to Hollyhead, by Dr. Julie Thorn, at the wheel of a Saab 900 on 2nd April 1987. Dr. Thorn smelled burning two miles into her journey at Aird, but pressed on to Hollyhead with smoke billowing from the rear wheels. This journey also holds the records for the longest completed with the choke fully out and the right indicator flashing.
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The Board of Directors of the Microsoft Corporation, the world's largest computer software provider, and the Harley-Davidson Motor Company, America's largest manufacturer of heavyweight motorcycles, have voted to approve a merger that will create one of the world's largest but strangest multinational corporations.
"When you think about it, it only makes sense," said Harley-Davidson Director of Communications Steve Piehl. "We both share the same fundamental design philosophies: Our products are large, antiquated, slow, full of bugs and break down at the most unexpected moments. We like to think of this natural marriage as synergy."
The new company will be known as Micro-Davidson and based neither in Redmond, Washington nor Milwaukee, Wisconsin but somewhere in between. Company representatives have been scouting sites along the Wyoming/South Dakota border. Instead of moving to an existing township, the cash-rich conglomerate plans to build its own. more...