Lesbian Jokes / Recent Jokes

1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.


2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? A Klondyke.


3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? Militia Etheridge.


4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time? Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.


5. Why do lesbians like to be reincarnated as whales? So they can have 10 foot tongues and breathe out of the tops of their heads.


6. What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur Traders.


7. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? A Lickalotapuss.


8. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? Well Hung.


9. What do two lesbians do when they are having their periods? Fingerpaint.


10. What do lesbians call an open can of tuna? POTPOURRI.


11. What did the lesbian vampire say to her partner? See you next more...

Q: what did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
A: "see you next month"

A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian.
The lesbian requested a 15 year old, and the madam replied "I'm sorry, we don't serve minors to lickers."

A lesbian goes to her doctor for her annual physical.
After the doctor completes the physical, she says, "You can get dressed now. Your test results will be back in a few days. Stop by my office and I'll review the exam I just gave you."
When the patient gets to the office, the doctor says, "Well, you seem to be in perfect health. I couldn't find a thing wrong in my exam. Furthermore, I'd like to compliment you on your excellent personal hygiene. I have hundreds of patients, and I can't think of a one of them who keeps her genital area so clean and fresh."
The patient says, "Well, there's a perfectly good reason for that. .. you see, I have a woman in at least three times a week."

What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian? One's a snack cracker, the other a crack snacker!

A good-looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said, "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials.
The agent asked, "What's your name?"
The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian."
The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood, you are going to have to change your name."
"I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever."
The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years... you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to represent you."
"So be it! I guess we will not do business together,

Q)What do you call a lesbian longneck?
A)licalotipus (lick a lot of puss)