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This man is sitting in a bar and notices two lovely women across the way. He calls the bartender over and says, "I'd like to buy those two ladies a drink."
The bartender replies, "It won't do you any good."
The man, with a confused look on his face says, "It doesn't matter, I want to buy those women a drink."
The bartender delivers the drinks to the ladies and the ladies acknowledge the drink with a nod of their heads.
About a half-hour later, the man approaches the women and says, "I'd like to buy you two another drink."
The women both reply, "It won't do you any good."
The man says, "I don't understand. What do you mean it won't do me any good?"
The first lady says, "We're lesbians."
The man replies, "Lesbians? What are lesbians?"
The second woman replies, "Lesbians... We like to lick pussy's."
The man says, "Bartender, three beers for us more...

Their is a couple of homo's and a couple of lesbians in a motel room beside each other.
If the building caches of fire, witch couple would get out 1st?
The lesbians, because they would get out lickady split. But the homo's would still be packing their shit...

Two gay guys and two lesbians are in a race who wins?
The lesbians get outta there lickity-split and gays are still packin-their-shit

Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload of gays? The lesbians got there lickety-split, while the gays where still packing there shit.

Two lesbians are walking down a street with their hands in each others knickers.
Do u think they were lip reading?

Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across the bar. "Who is that babe?" one said to the other. "I'd sure like to get her spread out on my sheets." "No you wouldn't," said the other. "She's hung like a doughnut."

Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swalow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.