Gays Jokes

A guy applied to join a nudist club. "Exactly what do you do here?"
>> he asked.
>> "It's quite simple," said the club secretary, "We take off all our
>> clothes and commune with nature."
>> "Cool," said the guy, "... count me in!!!" So he paid his membership
>> fee, took off his gear and strolled off. As he walked along a path, he
>> saw a big sign which read, "Beware of Gays." A little further along he
>> saw another sign which read the same thing "Beware of Gays." He
>> continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze
>> plaque set
>> in the ground. He bent over to read the plaque and it said,
>> "Sorry,... You've had two warnings!"
>
>

IF TWO COUPLES RACED TO CALIFORNIA; A COUPLE OF LESBIANS AND A COUPLE OF MALE GAYS WHICH COUPLE WOULD WIN? WHY THE LESBIANS WOULD WIN BECAUSE THEY WOULD GO "
LICKETY-SPLIT"
. THE MALE GAYS WOULD BE TOO SLOW "
PACKING THEIR SHIT"
.

If two lesbians and two gays and two gays and two lesbians are leaving for Alaska at the same time, who will get there first?
The lesbians - they get there lickity spilt,
while the gay guys had to stay home pack their %#$#!

Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload of gays? The lesbians got there lickety-split, while the gays where still packing there shit.

As he drove along the highway, a guy kept seeing billboards with beautiful, tanned people and the words: Visit the Garden of Hedon. His curiosity got the best of him and he turned off the road at the entrance to the place a few miles down the road. He went inside a building marked "Registration" and saw an attractive woman sitting at a desk.
"Exactly what do you do here?" he asked.
"It's quite simple," said the receptionist. "This is a nudist camp. We take off all our clothes and commune with nature."
"Cool," said the guy, "count me in!" So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off. As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, "Beware of Gays." A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing: "Beware of Gays."
He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground. He bent over to read the more...