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Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, and then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. 24 babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely.
A nurse comes by and, to the gays delight, she points out the happy child as theirs. "Isn't it wonderful?" Brad exclaims. "All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy."
The nurse says, "He's happy now, but just wait until we take the pacifier out of his ass.

As he drove along the highway, a guy kept seeing billboards with beautiful, tanned people and the words: Visit the Garden of Hedon. His curiosity got the best of him and he turned off the road at the entrance to the place a few miles down the road. He went inside a building marked "Registration" and saw an attractive woman sitting at a desk.
"Exactly what do you do here?" he asked.
"It's quite simple," said the receptionist. "This is a nudist camp. We take off all our clothes and commune with nature."
"Cool," said the guy, "count me in!" So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off. As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, "Beware of Gays." A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing: "Beware of Gays."
He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground. He bent over to read the more...

Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload of gays? The lesbians got there lickety-split, while the gays where still packing there shit.

IF TWO COUPLES RACED TO CALIFORNIA; A COUPLE OF LESBIANS AND A COUPLE OF MALE GAYS WHICH COUPLE WOULD WIN? WHY THE LESBIANS WOULD WIN BECAUSE THEY WOULD GO "
LICKETY-SPLIT"
. THE MALE GAYS WOULD BE TOO SLOW "
PACKING THEIR SHIT"
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If two lesbians and two gays and two gays and two lesbians are leaving for Alaska at the same time, who will get there first?
The lesbians - they get there lickity spilt,
while the gay guys had to stay home pack their %#$#!

New York state will not allow gays to marry. Stop it already, let gays do what ever they want. I say let them. As a matter of fact I insist that they get married. This way they can share and pay health insurance and pay taxes.
So, I insist they get married! I also want them to be as miserable as married heterosexuals. Because the minute you get married, you'll be miserable. You won't be gay anymore. Gay means happy. Believe me, you won't be gay, you'll still be homosexual but you won't be gay anymore!