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Gov. Sarah Palin's church is promoting a conference that promises to convert gays into heterosexuals through the power of prayer. If the conference is successful, there goes Alaska's musical theater.

Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a bubble bath Sunday morning.

Ever since Lutherans stopped discriminating against gays in the church, things are a little different.
Recently, the Lutheran church service was under way and they pasted the collection plate. When the preacher saw a $100.00 bill in the collection plate, he stop the service and asked whom ever put the $100.00 bill in the plate to "please stand up".
A gay man stood up and announced that the donation was his. The preacher told him, "Since you put that money in the plate I would like to let you pick out three hymns." Excitedly, the gay guy looked around and started pointing, saying, "I'll take him, him, and him."

where do gays park their bikes?
between thar battymen boyfriends sweatty poo ridden shit squelching spearhead rubbing hiv spreading AAASSSSS

A guy applied to join a nudist club. "Exactly what do you do here?"
>> he asked.
>> "It's quite simple," said the club secretary, "We take off all our
>> clothes and commune with nature."
>> "Cool," said the guy, "... count me in!!!" So he paid his membership
>> fee, took off his gear and strolled off. As he walked along a path, he
>> saw a big sign which read, "Beware of Gays." A little further along he
>> saw another sign which read the same thing "Beware of Gays." He
>> continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze
>> plaque set
>> in the ground. He bent over to read the plaque and it said,
>> "Sorry,... You've had two warnings!"
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