Liars Jokes

A minister would up the services one morning by saying, "Next Sunday I am going to preach on the subject of liars. And in this connection, as a preparation for my discourse, I would like you all to read the seventeenth chapter of Mark."
On the following Sunday, the preacher rose to begin, and said, "Now, then, all of you who have done as I requested and read the seventeenth chapter of Mark, please raise your hands."
Nearly every hand in the congregation went up.
Then said the preacher, "You are the people I want to talk to. There is no seventeenth chapter of Mark."

In a family the great-grandfather, grandfather, father and the son who was a little child were all found to be liars. However, since the great-grandfather was a politician, it was in his nature to tell lies, since the grandfather was a lawyer, he was professionally required to tell lies, and since the father was a doctor, he had to lie patients. Only the poor child seemed to have no excuse.

In a family the greatgrandfather, grandfather, father, and the son who was a little child were all found to be liars. However, since the greatgrandfather was a politician, it was in his nature to tell lies; since the grandfather was a lawyer, he was professionally required to tell lies; and since the father was a doctor, he had to lie to his patients. Only the poor child seemed to have no excuse.