Librarian Jokes / Recent Jokes

A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, - "This is the WORST book I've ever read!" "It has NO plot and far too many characters!"
The librarian looks up and calmly remarks -
"So, you're the one who took our phone book..."

A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, - "This is the WORST book I've ever read!" "It has NO plot and far too many characters!"The librarian looks up and calmly remarks -"So, you're the one who took our phone book..."

A blonde goes to return abook at the Library. She say to the Librarian "There are too many words in this book." The Librarian say "So your the one that stole our Dictionary."

Little Johnny asked and received help from a librarian on how to use the card catalog. In a little while, he approached the librarian again, wanting to know how to spell “tequila”.“T-e-q-u-i-l-a,” spelled the librarian, and Little Johnny thanked her and went
back to his search.A short time later he came to the desk, looking quite distraught. “I just can’t find it,” he said.“What book are you looking for?” the librarian asked.Replied Little Johnny, “Tequila Mockingbird.”

A Blonde goes into a library. She goes up to the librarian and says, "
I want a manicure and a pedicure."
Then, the librarian says, "
Miss, this is a library!"
The blond then replies, "
Oooooohhhhh. I'm sorry!"
Then she wispers, "
I want a manicure and a pedicure."