Librarians Jokes / Recent Jokes

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?"I dont know, but I can look it up for you."

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? "I don't know, but I can look it up for you."

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"I don't know, but I can look it up for you."

Three surgeons were discussing their favourite type of patients. The first said, "I like librarians. When you cut them open, everything is located by a numbering system". The second said, "I like engineers. All their parts are colour coded". The third surgeon said, "The easiest are Lawyers. They have only two parts, their mouths and their backsides, and both are interchangeable".

OLD KIDS never die, they just grow up
OLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die, they just shuffle off their metal coils
OLD LASER PHYSICISTS never die, they just become incoherent
OLD LAWYERS never die, they just lose their appeal
OLD LAWYERS never die, they just lose their briefs
OLD LIBRARIANS never die, their computers have Fatal Errors
OLD LIBRARIANS never die, they just check out
OLD LIBRARIANS never die, they just get re-shelved
OLD LIBRARIANS never die, they just lose their references
OLD LIGHT BULBS never die, they just blink out
OLD LIMBO DANCERS never die, they just go under
OLD LINGUISTS never die, they just rearrange their deep structures
OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just disappear
OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just float away
OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just make a big production of it