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Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.
They got on the topic of their occupation and each stated who they liked to
operate on.

The first doctor said, "I like to work on electricians."
"Why?" the others replied.
He answered, "When you open them up, they are all color coded so you know
where everything goes."

The second doctor said, "I like to work on librarians."
"Why?" the other doctors asked.
He replied, "Librarians are all orgainized in a sophisticated pattern."

The third doctor said, "Well, I like to work on lawyers."
"Lawyers?!" replied the others suprised.
"Yes, Lawyers" he stated.
"But why?" they asked him.
"Well, they are gutless, they have no spine, and their heads and butts are
interchangable."

Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.
They got on the topic of their occupation and each stated who they liked to
operate on.
The first doctor said, "I like to work on electricians."
"Why?" the others replied.
He answered, "When you open them up, they are all color coded so you know
where everything goes."
The second doctor said, "I like to work on librarians."
"Why?" the other doctors asked.
He replied, "Librarians are all orgainized in a sophisticated pattern."
The third doctor said, "Well, I like to work on lawyers."
"Lawyers?!" replied the others suprised.
"Yes, Lawyers" he stated.
"But why?" they asked him.
"Well, they are gutless, they have no spine, and their heads and butts are
interchangable."

Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their occupation and each stated who they liked tooperate on. The first doctor said, "I like to work on electricians.""Why?" the others replied.He answered, "When you open them up, they are all color coded so you knowwhere everything goes."The second doctor said, "I like to work on librarians.""Why?" the other doctors asked.He replied, "Librarians are all orgainized in a sophisticated pattern."The third doctor said, "Well, I like to work on lawyers.""Lawyers?!" replied the others suprised."Yes, Lawyers" he stated."But why?" they asked him."Well, they are gutless, they have no spine, and their heads and butts areinterchangable."

Q: How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: I don't know, but I can look it up for you.

OLD KIDS never die, they just grow upOLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die, they just shuffle off their metal coilsOLD LASER PHYSICISTS never die, they just become incoherentOLD LAWYERS never die, they just lose their appealOLD LAWYERS never die, they just lose their briefsOLD LIBRARIANS never die, their computers have Fatal ErrorsOLD LIBRARIANS never die, they just check outOLD LIBRARIANS never die, they just get re-shelvedOLD LIBRARIANS never die, they just lose their referencesOLD LIGHT BULBS never die, they just blink outOLD LIMBO DANCERS never die, they just go underOLD LINGUISTS never die, they just rearrange their deep structuresOLD MAGICIANS never die, they just disappearOLD MAGICIANS never die, they just float awayOLD MAGICIANS never die, they just make a big production of it