Library Jokes / Recent Jokes
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The first Secretary General of the UNO was Trygve Lie
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The sculptor of the statue of Liberty was Federick Auguste Bartholdi
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The port of Banku is situated in Azerbaijan
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John F.Kennedy was assassinated by Lee Harry Oswald
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The largest river in France is Loire
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The Queen of England who married her brother-in-law was
Catherine of Aragon
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The first negro to be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize was
Ralph Johnson Bunche
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The first British University to admit women for degree courses was London University
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The principal export of Jamaica is sugar
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New York is popularly known as the City of Skyscrapers
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Madagascar is popularly known as the Island of Cloves
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The country known as the Land of White Elephant is Thailand
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The country known as the Land of Morning Calm is Korea
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The country known as the Land of Thunderbolts is Bhutan
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Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it." The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian may i have a cheeseburger and a small frie and the librarian says "this is a library". So the man says (wispering) may i have a cheeseburger and a small frie.
Up to 80,000 items of memorabilia are missing from the Reagan Library.
Wanna bet they turn up in O.J. Simpson's library.
A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, "Buk Buk BUK." The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them... and the chickens leave shortly thereafter.
Around midday, the two chickens return to the circulation desk quite vexed and say, "Buk Buk BuKKOOK!" The librarian decides that the chickens desire another three books and gives it to them. The chickens leave as before.
The two chickens return to the library in the early afternoon, approach the librarian, looking very annoyed and say, "Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!" The librarian is now a little suspicious of these chickens. She gives them what they request, and decides to follow them.
She followed them out of the library, out of the town, and to a park. At this point, she hid behind a tree, not wanting to be seen. She saw the two chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog was more...
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, - "This is the WORST book I've ever read!" "It has NO plot and far too many characters!"
The librarian looks up and calmly remarks -
"So, you're the one who took our phone book..."
A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say,' Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them... and the chickens leave shortly thereafter.
Around midday, the two chickens return to the circulation desk quite vexed and say,' Buk Buk BuKKOOK!' The librarian decides that the chickens desire another three books and gives it to them. The chickens leave as before.
The two chickens return to the library in the early afternoon, approach the librarian, looking very annoyed and say,' Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!' The librarian is now a little suspicious of these chickens. She gives them what they request, and decides to follow them.
She followed them out of the library, out of the town, and to a park. At this point, she hid behind a tree, not wanting to be seen. She saw the two chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog was saying, "Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit..."