Lie Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics?
A: Because men keep telling them that this...
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... is 12 inches.
1 "Employees are our most valuable asset."
2. "I have an open door policy."
3. "You could earn more money under the new plan."
4. "We're reorganizing to better serve our customers."
5. "The future is bright."
6. "We reward risk takers."
7. "Performance will be rewarded."
8. "We don't shoot the messenger."
9. "Training is a high priority."
10. "I haven't heard any rumours."
11. "We'll review your performance in six months."
12. "Our people are the best."
13. "Your input is important to us."
14 “You will receive two weeks training every year.”
Why did the dishonest man grow a beard?
So that no one could call him a bare-faced liar!
The reason men lie is because women ask so many questions.