Limousines Jokes

Voice: Hello. We need twelve vehicles in the parade square immediately. Two of them must be limousines.

Reply: What are the limousines for? To haul those fat-slob generals around in, I bet.

Voice: Soldier, do you know who this is speaking?

Reply: No, I don't.

Voice: This is General Wilson.

Reply: Do you know who this is speaking, sir?

Voice: No, I don't.

Reply: See ya' round, fatso!