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A man went to a payphone out the front of a church. The cost of the call was 40c.
He went inside and said to the priest, I have been around the world and in nearly all the church payphones I go to the calls cost $10000, when I aksed why, they said it was becuse the phone was a direct link to god. Oh okay i said.
But when i got here the call cost is 40c. Why. Are you a direct link to god as well?
Yes said the priest but for us it is a local call!

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It's 1880, the decade of gunslingers and gentlemen. This is a story of one such young man that wanted more than anything to be the fastest and most respected gunslinger in the west.
The place was Dodge City, Kansas in the Sawdust Saloon. The young man walked into the Sawdust Saloon and, to his surprise, saw Wyatt Earp sitting at a table playing poker. The young man walked up to Wyatt and said, "Mr. Earp, I would like to be a gunslinger just like you. Could you give me some tips?"
Wyatt put his cards down, looked up at the boy and said, "Son, I don't usually give out tips like this cause it could someday be detrimental to my health, but step back and let me take a look at you."
The boy stepped back and Mr. Earp said, "You look good. You're wearing black, you've got two ivory handled guns with waxed holsters, and you look like a gunslinger. But what's more important, son, is: Can you shoot?"
The young man, happy to show how good he was, more...

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