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While I was working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children. One day I entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her shot.
"NO! NO! NO!" she screamed.
"Lizzie," her mother scolded. "That's not polite behavior."
At that, the girl yelled even louder, "NO, THANK YOU! NO, THANK YOU!"

Working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children. One day I entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her needle.' No, no, no!' she screamed.

'Lizzie,' scolded her mother,' that's not polite behavior.'

With that, the girl yelled even louder,' No, thank you! No, thank you! No, thank you!

Q: How many Lizzie's does it take to screw up a light bulb
A: I Dunno, but it only takes one to screw up a graduation ( from movie lizzie McGuire: she ruins junior high graduation)

While I was working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children. One day I entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her shot."NO! NO! NO!" she screamed."Lizzie," her mother scolded. "That's not polite behavior."At that, the girl yelled even louder, "NO, THANK YOU! NO, THANK YOU!"