Loada Jokes

The Schitt family tree... Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and
Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the
owner of Kneedeep Schitt Inn. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt,
and the deeply religious couple produced six children. Holy Schitt, their
first, unfortunately passed on shortly after childbirth. Next came twin
sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt; two daughters, Loada Schitt and Giva
Schitt; and another son, Bull Schitt. Against his parents'objections,
Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, who was a high school dropout. Dip
Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they produced a son, Chicken Schitt.
Loada Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their
childhood, and married the Happens brothers in a grand, joyous dual
ceremony. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrdd Schitt,
and Horace Schitt. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the
world. He has recently more...