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A man walks into a New York City bank and says he wants to borrow $2, 000 for three weeks. The loan officer asks him what kind of collateral he has. The man says "I''ve got a Rolls Royce -- keep it until the loan is paid off -- here are the keys." The loan officer promptly has the car driven into the bank''s underground parking for safe keeping, and gives the man $2, 000.
Three weeks later the man comes into the bank, pays back the $2, 000 loan, plus $10 interest, and regains possession of the Rolls Royce. The loan officer asks him, "Sir, if I may ask, why would a man who drives a Rolls Royce need to borrow two thousand dollars?"
The man answers, "I had to go to Europe for three weeks, and where else could I store a Rolls Royce for that long for ten dollars?"

A man walks into a New York City bank and says he wants to borrow $2,000 for three weeks. The loan officer asks him what kind of collateral he has. The man says "I've got a Rolls Royce -- keep it until the loan is paid off -- here are the keys." The loan officer promptly has the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safe keeping, and gives the man $2,000.Three weeks later the man comes into the bank, pays back the $2,000 loan, plus $10 interest, and regains possession of the Rolls Royce. The loan officer asks him, "Sir, if I may ask, why would a man who drives a Rolls Royce need to borrow two thousand dollars?"The man answers, "I had to go to Europe for three weeks, and where else could I store a Rolls Royce for that long for ten dollars?"

A frog goes into the bank and asks the teller for a loan. The teller tells the frog to see Mr. Paddywack, the loan officer. Mr. Paddywack looks at the frog and says, “What do you have for collateral? ” The frog pulls out of his pocket a solid silver elephant. Mr. Paddywack looks at the elephant and says, “I don’t know. I’m going to have to ask Mr. Larson, the bank manager to approve this. ” He goes into Mr. Larson’s office and comes back. Two minutes later, Mr. Larson comes out with the elephant and says, “It’s a knick-knack Paddywack, give the frog a loan! ”

A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six months. The loan officer asks him whatkind of collateral he has. The man says' I've got aRolls Royce -- keep it until the loan is paid off-- here are the keys.' Six months later the man comes into the bank, paysback the $200 loan, plus $10 interest, and regainspossession of the Rolls Royce. The loan officer asks him,' Sir, if I may ask, whywould a man who drives a Rolls Royce need to borrowtwo hundred dollars?' The man answers,' I had to go to Europe for six months, and where else could I store a Rolls Royce for thatlong for ten dollars?'

Post Hurricane Katrina, New Orleans residents are challenged often with the task of tracing home titles back potentially hundreds of years. With a community rich with history stretching back over two centuries, houses have been passed along through generations of family, often making it quite difficult to establish ownership.
Here's a great letter an attorney wrote to the Federal Housing Administration (FHA) on behalf of a client that was absolutely priceless!!
A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client. He was told the loan would be granted, if he could prove satisfactory title to a parcel of property being offered as collateral. The title to the property dated back to 1803, which took the lawyer three months to track down.
After sending the information to the FHA, he received the following reply:
(Actual letter): "Upon review of your letter adjoining your client's loan application, we note that the request is supported by an Abstract of Title. While we more...

A frog enters a bank and walks up to an accountant. The accountant's name is Patricia Whack.
The frog says, "Patty Whack, I would like to get a loan."
"What's your name?" she asks.
"You don't know my name? Everyone else does. I'm Froggy Jagger, son of Mick Jagger from the Rolling Stones," the frog replies.
"Do you have any proof?" she inquires.
The frog reaches into his pocket and takes out some valuable and beautiful china. "What is that?" asks the accountant.
"Go and ask your manager," says the frog.
So, Patricia goes to her manager, shows him the china, and asks, "What is this?"
The manager says, "It's a knick knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan, his old man is a Rolling Stone."

A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.
"I would like a loan of