Lollipops Jokes / Recent Jokes
A little girl is walking down the sidewalk, and a man pulls up and says, "Little girl, if you get in my car I'll give you a lollipop." The little girl just keeps walking.
The man pulls up again, and tells her he'll give her 2 lollipops if she'll get in his car. She just keeps walking.
The man pulls up agin and tells her, "I'll give you the whole bag of lollipops if you get in my car." The little girl stops and says, "Look, Dad, you bought the Ford, you ride in it."
Police in Britain have a new plan to curb late-night noise outside of pubs---they’re giving lollipops to drinkers when they leave. The hope is that, with the lollipop in their mouths, the drunkards will stop speaking loudly and incoherently and causing disturbances.
Upon hearing this, CNN's Headline News producers purchased thousands of lollipops to be given to Nancy Grace.
One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on her house-coat and went looking for him.
When a police officer stopped to ask what she was doing, she said very honestly, "I'm looking for LOVE."
The policeman arrested her on the spot.
The cops raided the local brothel and had all the girls standing in line waiting to enter the paddy wagon.
A little old lady walked up and asked one of the girls what the line was for. She indicated they were giving out lollipops. The little old lady liked lollipops so she got in line too.
When she got up to the paddy wagon door, a cop said, "Hey grandma, aren't you a little old to be doing this?"
She replied, "As long as they keep making them, I'll keep sucking them."
The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. more...
One day, a blond went to the store and went to the candy section.
After a while the blonde went to the cashier with 15 bags full of lollipops. The cashier asked "Excuse me miss, but why do you need all those lollipops for?"
"I need to practice." Replied the blonde.