Los Angeles Dodgers Jokes / Recent Jokes

The Los Angeles Dodgers lost the NLCS in five games and went home early. Just like their fans during regular season games.

The drug that caused Ramirez to fail is HCG, a women's fertility drug. The bad news--Manny won't be playing ball until July. The good news--in February he will give birth to octuplets.

The newspaper headline today said, "Bat Attack in Brooklyn."

I thought, "Ooh, vampire?"

Turns out it was baseball.

Manny Ramirez is playing his way back into shape with the Triple A Albuquerque Isotopes.He hopes to quickly return to his original atomic weight.

It’s possible that the Dodgers may play the Angels in the World Series. Fans will be searched at the stadium gates for weapons and awful spec scripts.