Los Angeles Lakers Jokes

Lamar Odom says he wants to start having children with Khloe Kardashian right away. That way, their six-month marriage will still encompass most of the pregnancy.

A woman has pleaded no contest to stalking Lakers forward Luke Walton. The California resident has been sentenced to three years' probation, told to attend counseling, and encouraged to set her sights a little bit higher.

Barack Obama has picked the Los Angeles Lakers to win the NBA Finals in six games. He's so confident, he bet the auto industry on it.

Ron Artest has said fans should blame him if the Los Angeles Lakers don't repeat as NBA champs. But not from too close, or he'll beat the crap out of them.

A Los Angeles woman was arrested for harassing the Lakers' Luke Walton, proving that even stalkers have a third string. The woman should get off with no penalty, since it'd be pretty easy to plead insanity.