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Three Little Pigs walked into a resterant one day.The Waiter asked them what they wanted for Dinner. The first Piggy said i want that steak please.The second piggy said i want pasta and the third piggy said i want water lots and lots of water.
The meal was served and a while later the waiter asked if the piggys wanted any derset. i wan the banana spilt said the first piggy. i want the apple pie said the second piggy. i want water lots and lots of water said the third piggy. the derset was served and a moment later the waiter asked the third little piggy: Why have you only orded Water all day?
Well someone has to go wee wee wee all the way home.

Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl. Fred thought for a moment and said, "No, Ill buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity."

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order.
"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggie. "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggie. "I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggie.
The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner.
"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggie. "I would like the salad plate," said the second piggie. "I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggie.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
"I want a banana split," said the first piggie. "I want a root beer float," said the second piggie. "I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little piggie.
"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter, "but more...

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order."I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.. The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner. "I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy
"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.. The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. "I want a banana split," said the first piggy.
"I want a root beer float," said the second piggy
"I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little piggy. "Pardon me for asking," said the waiter, "but why have more...

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.
The waiter comes and takes their drink order.
"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggie.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggie.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggie.
The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner.
"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggie.
"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggie.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggie.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
"I want a banana split," said the first piggie.
"I want a root beer float," said the second piggie.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little piggie.
"Pardon me for asking," more...

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their drink order."I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggie."I would like a Coke," said the second little piggie."I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggie.The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner."I want a nice big steak," said the first piggie."I would like the salad plate," said the second piggie."I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggie.The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert."I want a banana split," said the first piggie."I want a root beer float," said the second piggie."I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little piggie."Pardon me for asking," said the waiter, "but why have you only ordered more...

How to Make a Woman Happy?
I'm pretty sure this is all we need to do...

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. more...