Loveliest Jokes

Indians have taken to St. Valentine's day with zest. Here are some samples of messages which appeared in the newspapers that day.

A message read:' Nearest, dearest, closest, sweetest, cutest, loveliest, hauntiest, tastiest, wittiest, crunchiest, Jannu. I just called to say I love you. Yours and only yours.'

Not to be outdone another gushed:' Dearest Limpo, you are the most crunchiest, munchiest, loveliest, sensuous, wittiest, funniest, terrific guy I love. Lots lots, lots of love to Limpo.

Still another message read:' To Samta, my love, my life, my dream, my reality, my one and only wife, my best friend.
And another:' Dear Anju, God created U 4 me but I think he 4 got 2 tell U, U R 2 sweet 2 B 4 go 10.'

And what about this:' Meri Idiotni, I believe in you and I love you. Tumhara Idiot.'