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    The young man had invited his fiancee to meet his parents over cocktails at the Plaza. After his family had departed, the girl wanted to know whether she had made the proper impression on them.
    "I'm sorry to have to tell you this, dearest," the fellow said, "but while you were in the ladies' room, my mother told me that she considered you rather uncouth."
    "Did you tell them that I attended Bennington and Mt. Holyoke?" she asked in surprise.
    "Yes, dearest."
    "Did you remind them that my family enjoys a particularly high standing in Bar Harbor?"
    "Yes, I did."
    "And I hope you told them of my considerable interest in the arts."
    "Of course," said the young man.
    "Then what's this' uncouth' crap all about?" she asked.

    December 14

    My dearest darling John:

    Who ever in the whole world would dream of getting a real Partridge in a Pear Tree? How can I ever express my pleasure. Thank you a hundred times for thinking of me this way.

    My love always,

    Agnes

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    December 15

    Dearest John:

    Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine two turtle doves. I'm just delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable.

    All my love,

    Agnes

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    December 16

    Dear John:

    Oh! Aren't you the extravagant one. Now I must protest. I don't deserve such generosity, three French hens. They are just darling but I must insist, you've been too kind.

    All my more...

    December 14th
    Dearest John:
    I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. What a delightful gift. I couldn't have been more surprised.
    With dearest love and affection, Agnes
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    December 15th
    Dearest John:
    Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine, two turtle doves.... I'm just delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable.
    All my love, Agnes
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    December 16th
    Dear John:
    Oh, aren't you the extravagant one! Now I must protest. I don't deserve such generosity. Three french hens. They are just darling but I must insist.... you're just too kind.
    Love Agnes
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    December 17th
    Today the postman delivered four calling birds. Now really! They are beautiful, but don't you think enough is enough? You're being too romantic.
    Affectionately, Agnes
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    into our flat last night I know that the taps have gone dry
    I know that you want to cry, I know you love me a lot
    I know, I know it, sweetheart, If there is anything other than this to say
    Say it, otherwise put down the receiver, pray, I am sorry to deny you even this little comfort or fun
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