"To Dear Julie Yeh from dearest Romi Oh" joke

Dearest Ms Julie Yeh,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with
you since the 14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting
held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present
myself as a prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three
months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of
course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job
training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from
lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would
initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance,
I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded
enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving
this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further
notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you
could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up
this offer.

Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
Mr. Romy Oh