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Why is licking sum 1 out like playing with the mafia?
1 wrong move n ur in deep shit
The South Carolina State Police received reports of illegal cock fights being held out in the parish near Goose Creek, and duly dispatched Detective Thibideaux to investigate. Thibideaux reported to his sergeant the next morning.
"Dey is tree main groups in dis cock fightin," Thibideaux began.
"Good work Thibideaux! Who dey be?" the sergeant asked. Thibideaux replied confidently, "De Polacks, de Cajuns, and de Mafia."
Puzzled, the sergeant asked, "How you find dat out in one night?"
"Well," said Thibideaux, "I went down and done seed dat cock fight,I knowed de Polacks was involved whan a duck was entered in de fight."
The sergeant nodded. "Oh yeah, l see dat, but what' bout de others?"
Thibideaux intoned knowingly, "Well, I knowed de Cajuns was involved whan sumbody bet on de duck."
"Ah," sighed the sergeant. "Dat more...
The mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses they were 'protecting'. Feeling the heat from the police, they decided to use a deaf person for the job. That way, should he get caught, he would be unable to communicate to the police what he was doing.
During his first week on the job, the deaf collector picks up over $60,000. He quickly becomes greedy, decides to keep the money and hides it in a safe place. Realizing that their collection is late, the mafia sends some of their hoods after the deaf collector. The hoods find the deaf man and ask him where the money is. Since the deaf collector is unable to communicate with them, they drag him to an interpreter.
The mafia hood tells the interpreter, "Ask him where da money is." The interpreter signs "Where's the money?" to the deaf man.
The deaf man signs back, "I don't know what you're talking about."
The interpreter says to the hood, "He more...
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there?
A: He's the one with a duck.
Q: How do you know if an Italian is there?
A: He bet on the duck.
Q: How do you know if the Mafia is there?
A: The duck wins.
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there? A: He's the one with a duck.Q: How do you know if an Italian is there? A: He bet on the duck.Q: How do you know if the Mafia is there? A: The duck wins.
US tennis legend John McEnroe expressed his concern on Friday that organized crime, such as the Russian mafia, could be infiltrating tennis.
McEnroe stated, "We all know what happened when rednecks infiltrated Nascar. What's next, gays infiltrating mens iceskating?"
Q: How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in, one to watch, and one to shoot the witness.