Maggot Jokes / Recent Jokes
What did the maggot say to another? What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this!
What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? Gimme a slug of whiskey.
What's Worse Than Finding A Maggot In The Apple You're Eating?
Finding Half A Maggot! !
What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!