Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Jokes

"Stop my nuclear program? No way. Hell, they can't even make me straighten my Khomeni pictures..."

In its ongong efforts to salvage its reputation from charges of rampant anti-Semitism on campus and in the classroom, Columbia University has now invited Iranian President Ahmadinejad to speak today. Opening for him will be Adolf Hitler's ghost.



Well that was supposed to be a joke, Folks. But here's the update, from Columbia dean John Coatsworth:

If Hitler were willing to engage in a debate, and a discussion, to be challenged by Columbia students and faculty, we would certainly invite him.
(Of course, both Ahmadinejad and Hitler would need far less security on a college campus than would speakers like George W. Bush, Benjamin Netanyahu or Ann Coulter.)

September 24 - September 30

"Everyone is focused on me making a bomb. Meanwhile, have you seen'Good Luck Chuck'".

- Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, speaking before the UN in New York.

Have you heard that Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad now has a blog? I think this could be the start of an important trend. If other dictators and terrorists and terrorist dictators were to get blogs, they’d become like other bloggers: they'd never leave the house again. They’d never get out of their pajamas to bomb anything. Especially when they see how much more fun it is to fight World War III over the Internet. (Or World War IV or V or I, depending on how you look at it.)
And the trend would finally authenticate the term "pajamahideen."

Senator Arlen Spector said he wants to give Iran's President Ahmadinejad, "a piece of my mind."

He then mumbled, "you punk. Why I outta..." before walking away.