Mall Jokes / Recent Jokes

1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big. 3. Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack. 4. Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents. 5. At the bottom of an escalator, scream' MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!' 6. Ask the sales personnel at the music store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos or rubles. 7. Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable. 8. Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King.. 9.. . but save a few to slurp on as snacks. Tell people that they're' astronaut food'. 10. Follow patrons of B. Dalton's around while reading aloud from' Dianetics.' 11. Ask mall cops for stories of World War I. 12. Ask a salesman why a particular TV is labeled black and white and insist that it's a color set. When he disagrees, give him a strange look and say,' You mean you really can't more...

At the mall I saw a kid on a leash. I think if I ever have a kid, it's gonna be cordless.

A couple of blondes got lost at the mall. So they go to the map, where they see a red arrow that says:
YOU ARE HERE
One blonde looks at the other and exclaims:
"WoW! How do they know that?"

It's true, a shopping Mall in New Zealand wants to play ALL Barry Manilow, ALL the time. Amnesty International is furious, and wants to know why the Mall doesn’t first try more humane tactics like water boarding.

A computer teacher who doesn't speak good english tells his student "Paul open the window let the Air Force Come."
At another time the same teacher and his wife sees one of his students in mall. The next day the teacher says to the student "Tim, yesterday I saw you with my wife at the mall."

Pete and Repete went into the mall.
Pete came out and who was left?
Repete
Pete and Repete went into the mall.
Pete came out and who was left?
Repete
Pete and Repete went into the mall.
Pete came out and who was left?
Repete...

There were four blondes going to the mall and
they didn't know what store they wanted to go to.So they went to look at the map.When they got there the map said "
You are here"
and one of the girls said "
How do they know we are here!"