Mam Jokes

Yo Mam's So Fat, She Went To Sizzler and the Bitch Got A group Discount!

English Teacher: Ram, What Is Ur Father's Name? Ram: Indian Government, Mam. English Techer: What? Ram: His Name Is Bharat Sarkar, Mam. Since This Is English Class, I Told In English.

Teacher: Why Are You Late Sonu Sonu: Because Of My Shoes Mam. Teacher: Were They Lost? Sonu: No Mam, My Parents Were Fighting With
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Once a travelling salesmen was on his way to a remote place, of course he knew of an Inn which will take him. a friend of him gave the location. However due to heavy wind and rain he could not reach the place, so he thought of finding an alternate arrangment. while walking he came to a small farm house, knowing that he can't travel any more, he knnocked the door.
A lady above middle age of not so good looking with a sad face opened the door. So he asked her "Mam, can I stay over night, the weather is so foul I don't think I can make it to the Inn. she say "Sir the only spare room I had I have given ti to this young couple who came in a moment before, however if it is OK you can stay with the baby in her room".
He thought for a while and it struck to him"what if the baby does PEE on him at sleep or be a nuisance all night'. So he asks the lady "mam I don't like to be disturbing her, rather if you could allow me sleep in the barn I'll be out of here by more...

Peter:"Mam I Want To Visit The Sun" Teacher:"How Will You Go Peter? Your Spaceship Will Burst" Peter:"Mam I Will Go At Night"