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A proprietor very keen on obtaining the maximum from the customer, had drilled his
sales staff not to turn away any customer, but to try to entice them with a similar option -
like he said - if they require rose brand sugar and we don't have the stocks offer them
elephant brand sugar etc etc.
Well a nervous young salesman eager to show off how effective a job he could do, met his first customer that day - an old lady who hobbled in. He greeted her with a cherry good morning and she stated that she required toilet paper.( A luxury which was not freely available or well known during this period.)
The salesman said sadly "Mam I am sorry I cannot give you toilet paper as we have run
out of stocks, but could I offer you instead a good quality tissue paper?"
The old lady thinking the man was trying to be fresh gave him a nasty look and
said No No thank you.
The salesman not wanting to be beaten then offered her some carbon paper - in more...
Once a travelling salesmen was on his way to a remote place, of course he knew of an Inn which will take him. a friend of him gave the location. However due to heavy wind and rain he could not reach the place, so he thought of finding an alternate arrangment. while walking he came to a small farm house, knowing that he can't travel any more, he knnocked the door.
A lady above middle age of not so good looking with a sad face opened the door. So he asked her "Mam, can I stay over night, the weather is so foul I don't think I can make it to the Inn. she say "Sir the only spare room I had I have given ti to this young couple who came in a moment before, however if it is OK you can stay with the baby in her room".
He thought for a while and it struck to him"what if the baby does PEE on him at sleep or be a nuisance all night'. So he asks the lady "mam I don't like to be disturbing her, rather if you could allow me sleep in the barn I'll be out of here by more...
Reportedly a true story:
On a British Airways flight from Johannesburg, South Africa; a middle-aged, visibly well-off white South African lady found herself sitting next to a well dressed black gentleman.
She called the cabin attendant over to complain about her seating.
'What seems to be the problem, Madam?' asked the attendant.
'Can't you see?' she loudly snapped,' You've sat me next to a Kaffir. I can't possibly sit next to this disgusting man. Find me another seat!'
'Please try to be calm, Mam,' the stewardess replied.' I believe the economy section is completely full today, but I'll go and check to see if we have any upgraded seats available in club or first class.'
The woman cocked a snooty look at the outraged black man beside her (as well as many of the other nearby passengers). Minutes later the stewardess returned.
'Mam, as I suspected, economy is full. I've spoken to the cabin services director, more...
Teacher: Why Are You Late Sonu Sonu: Because Of My Shoes Mam. Teacher: Were They Lost? Sonu: No Mam, My Parents Were Fighting With
It.
Yo Mam's So Fat, She Went To Sizzler and the Bitch Got A group Discount!