Mama Jokes / Recent Jokes

Yo Mama is so poor your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF!

Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.

Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.

Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.

Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.

Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.

Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.

Yo mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.

Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.

Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.

Yo mama has a short arm and can't applaude.

Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!

Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.

Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.

Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.

Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.

Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.

Yo Mama is so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo Mama is so dumb she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain!

Yo Mama is so poor she has to take the trash IN!

Yo Mama is so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!

Yo Mama is so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!