Mama Jokes / Recent Jokes

Yo Mama is so poor I came over for dinner and saw 3 beans on the table, I took one and she said "Don't be greedy."

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.

Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

Yo Mama is so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo Mama is so dumb when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not permitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends!

Yo Mama is so poor I went to her house and tore down some cob webs, and she said "Who's tearing down the drapes?"

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.

Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.

Yo Mama is so fat she uses entire trees to pick her teeth!