Mamma Jokes / Recent Jokes
ya mamma is so fat when she went the beach whales came and stated singing we are family dow your fatter then me.
ya mamma is so fat when she went bungee jumping she went strait to hell.
ya mamma is so stupid about phone sex she started fucking the phone.
yo mamma so fat that when she was in the middle of the road, i had to
drive around her and i ran out of gas half way around her thigh.
Your mamma's so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell "TAXI!"
your mamma and your daddy are so old that when they they finish fucking they cum dust.
Legalese Night Before Christmas*
THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS in Legalese (Author unknown)
Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of real property (hereinafter "the House") a general lack of stirring by all creatures therein, including, but not limited to a mouse.
A variety of foot apparel, e. g., stocking, socks, etc., had been affixed by and around the chimney in said House in the hope and/or belief that St. Nick a/k/a/ St. Nicholas a/k/a/ Santa Claus (hereinafter "Claus") would arrive at sometime thereafter. The minor residents, i. e. the children, of the aforementioned House were located in their individual beds and were engaged in nocturnal hallucinations, i. e. dreams, wherein vision of confectionery treats, including, but not limited to, candies, nuts and/or sugar plums, did dance, cavort and otherwise appear in said more...