Mamma Jokes / Recent Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat she jumped on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo mamma is so fat that when she steped on a talking scale it said get the fuck of

your mamma is so fat when she jumps in the ocean the whales go we are family.

Your mamma is so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she made change

Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed up, it went down.

your mamma is so fat when she saw a bus go by she said woooooooo twinke

Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.

your mamma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said,"to be continued"!