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There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two:
"What do you want your family and friends to say at your funeral?".
Man2 says, "I guess I'd want them to say I was a nice guy and I took care of my family".
Man3 says, "I'd want them to say things like that too".
Man1 said "Really? I'd want them to say... LOOK! HE'S MOVING!".

There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: "What do you want your family and friends to say at your funeral?". Man2 says, "I guess I'd want them to say I was a nice guy and I took care of my family".Man3 says, "I'd want them to say things like that too".Man1 said "Really? I'd want them to say... LOOK! HE'S MOVING!".

Once two men were boasting about their eyesight. Man1: you know, my eyesight is so good i can see 5 miles in any direction.
Man2: oh thats nothing. i can see 187 miles in any direction. Man1: how is that? Man2: i can see the sun in the morning that is
187 miles away.

There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: "What do you want your family and friends to say at your funeral?". Man2 says, "I guess I'd want them to say I was a nice guy and I took care of my family". Man3 says, "I'd want them to say things like that too". Man1 said "Really? I'd want them to say... LOOK! HE'S MOVING!".