Manicure Jokes

A Blonde goes into a library. She goes up to the librarian and says, "
I want a manicure and a pedicure."
Then, the librarian says, "
Miss, this is a library!"
The blond then replies, "
Oooooohhhhh. I'm sorry!"
Then she wispers, "
I want a manicure and a pedicure."

A man went into a barber shop to get a haircut, a shave and a manicure.
While getting his shave and his manicure, he whispered to the manicurist after noticing her bosom and her bouncing ass will you go out with me later?
Not waiting for an answer he pulled the manicurists' hands towards him and layed it on his big bulging pelvis she answered hurridly, no! I am married!
The man said to her tell your husband your're working late...
She answered getting turned on, you ask him, he is shaving you.