Pedicure Jokes

A trendy pedicure with fish that nibble dead skin from the feet has been banned in Florida. It was called the Led Zeppelin pedicure.

A Blonde goes into a library. She goes up to the librarian and says, "
I want a manicure and a pedicure."
Then, the librarian says, "
Miss, this is a library!"
The blond then replies, "
Oooooohhhhh. I'm sorry!"
Then she wispers, "
I want a manicure and a pedicure."