Marco Jokes

Speaking of travels, I heard that when Marco Polo first opened the trade routes to China, he was quite impressed with their rockets. Now, these weren't quite the fireworks we now know, but they did shoot into the air, explode and make some pretty patterns. Strangely, no matter where he went, there were people who made fireworks, but he had trouble finding someone to demonstrate them for him. "Not here!" they said. It was very confusing. Until ol' Marc came upon an ancient military fortification at the community of Chu'Lai. Here, fireworks were launched every night, and Marc was very impressed! But still he wondered, "Why here?" At the end of every week, people came from great distances, bringing their own fireworks to launch. So Marco Polo asked his guide why everyone came here to launch their fireworks. Marc's guide replied, "Why honored sir, we always set off fireworks on the Forts of Chu'Lai."

Marco has a date with a beautiful girl who lives in the penthouse apartment of a forty story building. She tells him she'll be a little late, and that the doorman will let him in, and that he should relax and play with her dog, Joey.

He gets to the apartment and Joey is a huge great Dane. Marco keeps throwing a tennis ball so Joey can fetch it. One time he tosses the ball out on the balcony and it bounces over the ledge.

Joey leaps over the side after it, and disappears. Just then, the girl walks in. Marco says,' Honey, have you noticed your dog has been acting depressed lately?'

There once was a chicken that was part human. His name was Flicken! he lived on a farm on a planit called Marco.
This planat that Flicken The Chicken lived on was chasing after there moon called Polo! Pola left the orbit of Marco because they did not like it that Marco was controling them.
One day Flicken was hanging around his house eating his breakfast. And out of no where can crashing down was nun other then the moon Polo!!! Flicken ran very fast and right behind Polo crashed and just missed him!!!
That was the whole story!!!
THE END!!