Polo Jokes

Speaking of travels, I heard that when Marco Polo first opened the trade routes to China, he was quite impressed with their rockets. Now, these weren't quite the fireworks we now know, but they did shoot into the air, explode and make some pretty patterns. Strangely, no matter where he went, there were people who made fireworks, but he had trouble finding someone to demonstrate them for him. "Not here!" they said. It was very confusing. Until ol' Marc came upon an ancient military fortification at the community of Chu'Lai. Here, fireworks were launched every night, and Marc was very impressed! But still he wondered, "Why here?" At the end of every week, people came from great distances, bringing their own fireworks to launch. So Marco Polo asked his guide why everyone came here to launch their fireworks. Marc's guide replied, "Why honored sir, we always set off fireworks on the Forts of Chu'Lai."

: How do you hire a teddy bear? A: Put him on stilts! Q: What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle? A: A polo bear! Q: Why do polo bears like bald men? A: Because they have a great, white, bear place! Q: What do polo bears have for lunch? A: Ice burger! Q: What's a teddy bears favorite pasta? A: Tagliateddy! Q: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A: They both have' the' as their middle names! Q: Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet? A: It lives on ice! Q: Why shouldn't you take a bear to the zoo? A: Because they'd rather go to the cinema! Q: What is a bear's favorite drink? A: Koka-Koala! Q: Why was the little bear so spoiled? A: Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!

The usually pink polo shirt and khaki pant wearing Wie is hoping to blend in with fellow Stanford students by wearing a pink polo shirt and khaki pants. Also, by being Asian.

Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?
A: Ice lolly!

Q: Have you ever hunted bear?
A: No, but I`ve been shooting in my shorts!

Q: How do you start a teddy bear race?
A: Ready, teddy, go!

Q: What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A: A bear faced lyre!

Q: Why do bears have fur coats?
A: Because they`d look stupid in anoraks!

Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A: A teddy boar!

Q: What should you call a bald teddy?
A: Fred bear!

Q: What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A: A little bear!

Q: What`s yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown?
A: Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear`s forgotten cousin!

Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
A: Winnie the Pooh! Q: How do you hire a teddy bear?
A: Put him on stilts!

Q: What do you call a big white bear with more...

One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub. Suddenly the pub door swings open and in walks a Humbug.? Fuck me? shouts Polo, and immediately dives under the table.? What the fuck are you doing that for?? says Smartie.? That humbug always gives me a right good kicking whenever I seehim, so I? m hiding from him? says Polo.? You should stand up to him? says Smartie.? He? ll respect you moreif you do? Sure enough, the humbug walks over and gives the Polo a right slap.? Fuck off you stripy wanker, or I? ll knock the fucking shit out ofyou? says Polo.? Hey, no problem man, can I buy you a drink? says Humbug.? Told you so? says Smartie. The next night Polo and Smartie are sitting in the pub again, when inwalks Humbug with his mate, Tune.? Fuck me? shouts Polo again diving under the table.? What the fuck are you doing that for again? says Smartie.? I know you said stand up to bullies, but thats Tune? says Polo.? So what?? says Smartie.? He? s fucking menthol? says Polo. sent more...