Marksmanship Jokes

One of the best marksmen in the FBI was passing through a small town. Everywhere he saw evidences of the most amazing shooting. On trees, on walls, and on fences there were numerous bull's-eyes with the bullet hole in dead center. The FBI man asked one of the townsmen if he could meet the person responsible for this wonderful marksmanship. The man turned out to be the
village idiot.

"This is the best marksmanship I have ever seen." said theFBI man. "How in the world do you do it?"

"Nothing to it," said the idiot. "I shoot first and draw the circles afterward."

FBI Marksman

One of the best marksmen in the FBI was passing through a small town.
Everywhere he saw the evidence of the most amazing shooting, on trees, on
walls, and on fences there were numerous bull's eyes with the bullet hole
in dead centre.
The FBI man asked one of the townsmen if he could meet the person
responsible for this wonderful marksmanship. The man turned out to be the
village idiot.
"This is the best marksmanship I have ever seen." said the FBI man. "How in
the world do you do it?"
"Nothing to it," said the idiot. "I shoot first and draw the circles
afterward! !!"
THE GROCERY STORE
The story goes that there was this lady married to a Caucasian. The poor
lady was not very proficient in English but anyhow managed to communicate
with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for
groceries. One day, she went to the butcher's and more...

One of the best marksmen in the FBI was passing through a small town. Everywhere he saw the evidence of the most amazing shooting. On trees, on walls, and on fences there were numerous bull's eyes with the bullet hole in dead center. The FBI agent asked one of the townsmen if he could meet the person responsible for this wonderful marksmanship.
The man turned out to be the village idiot. "This is the best marksmanship I have ever seen." said the FBI agent. "How in the world do you do it?"
"Nothing to it," said the idiot. "I shoot first and draw the circles afterward."