Martyrs Jokes

Ah to see the look on their faces when welcomed to paradise as martyrs. All excited to get their 70 virgins.
The martyr ask this big fat guy where the line for the virgins is.He says "Oh theres no line.
The martyr says "Oh great.What did you do to become a martyr?."
The big fat guy says"Oh me and all my buddies here arent martyrs.We're the virgins.Man wheres the food?,Im so hungry I could eat a camel!!
gulp!!