Maternity-ward Jokes / Recent Jokes

After watching an extremely attractive maternity-ward patient earnestly thumb through a telephone directory for several minutes, a hospital orderly finally asked if he could be of some help.
"No thanks," said the young mother, "I'm just looking for a name for my baby."
"But the hospital supplies a special booklet that lists every first name and its meaning," said the orderly.
"That won't help," said the girl, "my baby already has a first name."