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A man goes onto Stars in there eyes, the audience clap wildley as as he walks onto the stage.
He is greeted by Mathew Kelly who introduces him as "Steve, a mechanic from Manchester". Steve gives a brief description of himself, and Mathew asks, " Who are you going to be tonight Steve?" To which he replies, "Tonight mathew i'm going to be Glen Miller."
Steve turns, walks up the steps, the sliding doors open, and he walks off into the mist... and no ones seen him since.

What's the difference between mathew kelly and acne.?
Acne waits till u r a teenager before it cumes all over face.